ho. ho. ho.
kick that old system to the curb, and get a new one (with decent specs)!
dell dimension 1100 desktop w/17″ crt for $299 | dealnews.com

web 2.0.
just got a lil more yummy.
yahoo gobbles up del.icio.us | cnet news.com

morbid.
people. they’re the worst.
when murder hits the blogosphere | msnbc.com

don’t forget.
the (ten) golden rule(s).
google: ten golden rules | msnbc.com

wiki don’t lose that feature.
it’s the only one you own.
growing pains for wikipedia | cnet news.com

crazy.
like a fox.
creativity tied to sexual ‘success’ | news.yahoo.com

did you give private santiago a code red?
god damn right i did.
rice: abuse may occur despite u.s. torture rules | usatoday.com

smoke them out of their holes.
or something like that.
chicago snuffs out smoking in restaurants | abc7chicago.com

finally.
i’m sure these new ones will feel different. thanks, niffy.
“chappelle’s show” returns to tv, but not star | news.yahoo.com

tivo it up.
i might have to get this awkwardness in hd.
oprah to appear on ‘late show’ tonight | foxnews.com