scam.
online registration sucks kaack.
wired.com | we don’t need no stinkin’ login

got cable?
i don’t
video.lisarein.com | daily show: elections part 1 and 2

bring it on.
i hate fox news.
online.wsj.com | liberals step up political assault against fox news

typo.
someone is in big trouble for typing a q rather than an n. or vice versa.
time.com | 9/11 commission finds ties between al-qaeda and iran

ihavenomoney.
to buy the new one.
msnbc.msn.com | the new ipod
et
msnbc.msn.com | ipod nation

anal internet explorer.
it’s so fun to put ‘anal’ in front of words. in fact, the next time you are blue, start noticing how funny life can be when you put ‘anal’ in front of car names (esp. suv’s). anal excursion. anal jimmy. anal vue. and so on.
guardian.co.uk | the second browser war

now open.
for bidnass.
newcitychicago.com | the best & worst of millennium park

hilton head.
one of my favorites.
eonline.com | paris: porn proceeds to charity

flockumentary.
great made up word.
online.wsj.com | it reports! it decides!

bittorrent + google.
equals bliss.
bitoogle | the bittorrent file search engine